Thursday, October 14, 2010

A Little Update With Some Crazy...

I haven't had anything to say. I know! me - chatty cathy - nothing to say. But it's been slow in the exciting department around here.

But there have been some crazy things going on around me...

Molly was scheduled to play a powder puff (all girl) football game yesterday. They have been practicing every day like it's the Superbowl. But, they couldn't get a ref so it is postponed for two weeks. It's flag football - junior girls against senior girls with boys for cheerleaders. Very funny. Any girl who signs up can play (no talent required - go Molly! LOL) It's so funny listening to Molly talk about it - she knows football like I know brain surgery!

At Molly's school there are a group of kids from Denmark visiting as a student exchange thing. Molly said that they were talking yesterday morning and that they were a little disappointed because they have been watching the show Jersey Shore and thought that all of America was like the show. LOL.

And then...the trauma of it all - I am forever scarred! Mark, Jason and I went out for breakfast. I made the unfortunate decision to sit facing a table where two women were having breakfast. The woman with her back to me was rather large. She was wearing low rise jeans. And yes, dear friends, her entire rear end was hanging out for all to see. Not only hanging out, but pressed tightly against the fancy ironwork back of the chair. It was the most disturbing thing to see over my breakfast and coffee. And, where the heck was her underwear???!!! LOL Please tell me she was not going commando! And, it was kind of chilly in the restaurant. That iron had to be cold. How could she not feel that against her toosh? And there were at least 3 men at other tables with the same disturbing view. The only positive - her butt must have been sporting a fancy design the rest of the day.

And more trauma in the aquarium...

Do you remember Sheldon the Pin Cushion Urchin? Sweet, cute, cuddly Sheldon?

Sheldon who could wear his suction cup hat tilted just so, looking so dapper?

Well, sadly, Sheldon has died and become a shelf decoration.

And Mark bought this to replace him...this demon from hell...

what's cute about him?! I have dreams of him coming out of the aquarium in the night and killing us all! And then this morning...this...

Now, who do you think is responsible for that? Sheldon never hurt anyone! Sheldon was all about fashion! Actually, we have no idea what is going on with this fish, but it's pretty damn disgusting. I love fish when everything is pretty and healthy - but sick fish - ghaaaa.

More rain, more meds for my joints, and the orthodontist today for Kellie to hear how much money they want from me to fix her crazy teeth. Fun. I hope you are having a great day with sunshine and fun artsy activities.

2 comments:

Kris said...

Okay, that is crazy! Jersey Shore? You've got to be kidding me. That show is so over the top (And on television here too, on cable, on the "Style" channel no less. Style?) No wonder we all think you Americans are funny! You represent yourselves so well through the media! I had a friend who went to Arkansas in the 80's and was surprised to find that Daisy Duke was not an exaggeration, but a role model!

Good luck with the football Molly!

Jackie said...

R I P Sheldon..but at least you have his innards....