Wednesday, February 4, 2009

To Give You A Laugh

Mark sent this to me in an email and I had to share it with you...

Quote of the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

3 comments:

Clevelandgirlie said...

Forwarded THAT ONE on to my husband!!

misschris said...

I love that one!!!

UK lass in US said...

That's a good one. I've passed it on to my husband: he could stand to learn the message in that...