Friday, March 28, 2008

Nervous Breakdowns For EVERYONE!

Well, the weather has been very cooperative so they are just about finished with the fence. Unfortunately, The dogs will not go to the bathroom on leashes. They are definitely loosing their minds. Howard...Howard is the worst. He wants to go out, he needs to go out, we put him on the leash and go out and his system just will not cooperate! The men are cleaning up their stuff so we just kept telling Howard "just a few more minutes buddy. Hang in there -- it's almost finished" well all of a sudden Kellie screams (yes...SCREAMS) MOOOOMMMMMMM! OOOOHHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDD! HOWARD JUST POOPED IN THE KITCHEN! OH NO HE JUST POOPED AGAINNNNNN! Well you can imagine how fast two days worth of poop can stink. Imagine a cow pooping in the kitchen twice because that is what it's like with a Great Dane. I'm gagging, spraying Oust like nobodies business. It was BAAADDD! And I was on it within seconds. He better not ever do that when I'm not home. Good grief we would have to condemn the site. Poor baby...

1 comment:

miss chris said...

OH no!!! Poor Howard. Poor you...

(Although I have to say with 100% sincerity that I prefer picking up poop to vomit!)